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Away in My OfficeSung to the tune of "Away in a Manger"Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1988 |
(quick tempo) Away in my office No room for my feet My desk space is shrinking And I'm feeling the heat The boxes are growing The lunchroom is packed If the shipment is late Production is sacked (very slow tempo) Asleep in my office A desk for my feet (one person lets out a big "YAWN!") A couch for each mood And a view you can't beat (medium tempo) The boxes are showing Don't give me no flack Just get people working To clear out the back The floor plan needs changing The blue room should too We've doubled and tripled Its all up to you (Everyone looks at Jim) "Well?" |
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Don't Worry, Be HappySung to tune of "Don't Worry, Be Happy"Written by Karen Conway of CyberFluor 1988 |
Here's a little song we wrote You should listen to it note by note Don't worry Be happy Sometimes our kits have some trouble The patient sample comes out double Don't Worry Be Happy Ain't got no time to get ahead Plate is jammed and a laser's dead Don't Worry Be Happy IFCI faxed our orders late We'll have to ship them an empty crate Don't Worry Be Happy Ain't got no cash, won't for a while Ain't got the sales to make us smile Don't Worry Be Happy Cause when you worry your face will frown And that will bring company down So Don't Worry Be Happy |
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Fluorometer in the LabSung to tune of "Winter Wonderland"Written by Karen Conway of CyberFluor 1988 |
Lasers firin', hear them tickin' On the screen, curve's a fittin' My assay's alright I'm happy tonight Working with the fluorometer in the Lab Gone away is Eletherios Here to stay is a new boss He eats pizza pie And that ain't a lie Working with the fluorometer in the lab In the lab we're going to make a new fluor And were going to call it EuroFluor Plus I'll ask "Is there more?", he'll say "no more!" (point to Rob) Scaling up is something to discuss Later on we'll conspire As we look for help from higher To face unafraid The deadlines we made Working with the fluorometer in the lab Voices ring, hear them chatterin' Heard the news, its earth shatterin' Italy called us today hCG is okay Working with the fluorometer in the lab Gone away is the background Lower sensitivity is now found Distributors no longer should cry Or we'll just die Working with the fluorometer in the lab In the lab we're making a new assay And were going to call it T Uptake Paul'll ask "Is it ok", Javad'll say "no way!" It'll take years to make When it glows, ain't it thrillin' Tho' the channels are over fillin' We'll work and pray Till the assay goes our way Working with the fluorometer in the lab |
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O ItalySung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree"Written by Astrid Bellem of CyberFluor 1988 |
O Italy, O Italy Why must you want so many kits? O Italy, O Italy Your shipment at the airport sits It left on time It got there late We said first class They shipped it freight O Italy, O Italy Your shipment at the airport sits |
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The Mushroom Club is Starting to GrowSung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"Written by Astrid Bellem of CyberFluor 1988 |
You'd better not ask, you'd better not tell, You'd better not know, `cuz its just as well, The mushroom club is starting to grow. They keep us in the dark, and feed us a line They don't say a word, and tell us it's fine. The mushroom club is starting to grow. We don't know where we're going We don't know where weve been We don't know if its bad or good It better be good or you know what were in! We're packing it once, we're packing it twice, It wasn't quite right, but now it looks nice, The mushroom club is starting to grow. |
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The Twelve Months at CyberFluorSung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"Written by the CyberFluor Christmas Committee 1988 |
On the first month at CyberFluor Sean Corbett said to me That the vendors will be paid next month On the second month at CyberFluor The demo software crashed (Fisher was impressed!) And the vendors will be paid next month On the third month at CyberFluor The Production people came The blue bags are leaking Water's everywhere And the vendors will be paid next month On the fourth month at CyberFluor The trips to Italy began Paul lost his suitcase Assays do not work Rob fell in love And the vendors will be paid next month On the fifth month at CyberFluor And yet another temp That's the third this week (slow) What happened to the last one Vicki get it right We've lost too many calls And the vendors will be paid next month On the sixth month at CyberFluor The demo of a year Schippers tried a plate The million dollar screw! (slow) Karen's on the phone Rob's on a plane Jim is saying "Well?" And the vendors will be paid next month On the same month at CyberFluor The Western circuit began Disk labels are wrong Fisher's on the line Where are you Graham? (slow) Ten poster sessions Prema forgot her paper Rob's won an award And the vendors will be paid next month On the eighth month at CyberFluor A FAX from IFCI came Papa says its URGENT hCG's not working Maruizio's pregnant Who is the father? (slow) Who did the release? Gotta change the antibodies No more pregnant men And the vendors will be paid next month On the ninth month at CyberFluor Heather came to talk Paul's getting faxes IFCI wants their order Debbie's calling the broker The shipment's stuck in customs Heather is still talking (slow) Michiko's looking mean Paul promised the forecast The protocol's changed again And the vendors will be paid off next week On the tenth month at CyberFluor The board came to meet Jim had them dazzled Sandy did a dance Seigel took the heat Sean took the minutes Silvio is here Oh what a hunk! (slow) Vicki is in love Karen and Debbie too We bought their tickets home And the vendors will be paid off next week On the eleventh month at CyberFluor The Brockville deadline passed Ron got another sale We haven't started the last Ramsey called again Mark's rewriting SIRL The Adams robot died Anil's freaking out Ron is hunting Bambi (slow) Hydro wants us now 150 G's If it works at all And the vendors will be paid off next week On the twelth month at CyberFluor We got a new VP Karen caught him smoking (Fine him twenty bucks!) Lefty's sort of leaving Javad's now the man The front desk's still empty Year end is coming Iris is going nuts We need divide by tens (slow) Rob build us more Don't leave your room Till all of them are done And the vendors were paid off last week! |
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